You, the app user, are powerful; you literally have the ability to make or break an app developers’ day with the feedback you leave on the Android Market. Ever wonder what your comments look like from the developers perspective? We’ll introduce you to the six most common types of feedback posted on the market. All the examples are actual comments posted for various apps.
Before we start, we’d like to emphasize how much all devs appreciate constructive feedback, negative or positive. After all, we don’t make apps for ourselves, we make them for you. As silly as some of these comments are, we’ll take silly over nothing.
Completely Happy and You Know It [Clap Your Hands]
For the users that are completely happy with an app and take the time to rate and/or note their attitude on the Android Market, devs have nothing but appreciation. You flatterers! We worked really hard on that app, and we’re really glad you like it.
Here’s a happy customer of Call Your Folks! who not only rated five stars, but also left an awesome comment. With every exclamation point, a kitten was born:
Now my mom loves me!!!! (5/5 stars)
Existentially Discontent
It doesn’t matter if your application does exactly what its description suggests, the “always wanting more” user always needs a feature that your app doesn’t deliver, regardless of your applications’ purpose. Furthermore, their spelling is just bad enough that you wonder if you’re getting trolled:
It’s not good enauf because not all the levels are hard enauf for me any way it’s just an opinion. (1/5 stars)
Disappointed, Regardless of App Quality/Deliverables [aka Spam]
On the popular Angry Birds app, a one-star comment from a user claims that a completely different game is more fun; bottom line, even if the app etched his name on the moon, he’d still be pissed:
Angry frogs is more fun! Samsung Vibrant 4g (1/5 stars)
Disappointed, For Good Reason
Some users aren’t content with your app, but their comment explains why in a helpful, descriptive manner. These users are extremely helpful in determining what you can do to bring a higher quality to your product. They’re a de facto, free QA team.
I love this game but lately I have to keep force closing it on every level at least twice. Reported details. (2/5 stars)
Hostage Takers
Some users decide to take star ratings hostage, killing them off one at a time if updates aren’t released. If you’re a user that leaves these types of comments, I promise that the developer is not convinced that you are a rational person who rates their app:
Another week goes by without any updates, so I have removed another star. (1/5 stars)
Uber-Helpful, Feature Suggestive, Volunteer Product Manager
The few and the rarest-of-the-rare, not only do these users fully appreciate your hard work, they go out of their way to email you with bug reports and feature ideas. They’re so dedicated to your app that they’d develop it right with you if they could, for free. We’d like to say ‘Thank you’ to all these users – you know who you are – for helping us make apps that you want to keep buying.


